Humor programs |
Jokes and more. Swimmovies |
After starting to receive some nice programs, I started to collect them. This is part
of the collection I have, only limited by the fact that I want only really funny programs.
Here you can find much more info about all the programs, but this
is a big file with over 500 kb graphics (in 48 files)! Per table you can click for smaller overviews.
Hier vindt je een Nederlandse uitleg, helaas nog erg incompleet!
Programs More info about the programs
| Colour tells who and what you are | Colour (42 kB) |
| The program is showing the life from the Babybenz | Babybenz (4 kB) |
| Life is a long way and is compared to a bridge... | Life (202 kB) |
| Give Bill some pies, after your next blue screen... | Piegates (zip)(114 kB) |
| See the world turn around you.. | Pinwheel (22 kB) |
| Shoot a while around without hurting anybody | Postal (59 kB) |
| Shoot Saddam and enjoy.... | Saddam (139 kB) |
| When you want to hit something (not for cat-lovers) | Cats (564 kB) |
| Examples of great screen mates (see their site) | Cooler (252 kB) nurse(.)zombie |
| Hit the target and see what happens | Target.zip (204 kB) |
| Whiner, keeps on whining and whining | Whiner (zip) (244 kB) |
| A free gift from Coca Cola .... | Gift (zip) (131 kB) |
| How corrupt are you, test yourself | Corrupt (20 kB) |
| A quick way to check your systeminfo | Systeminfo (21 kB) |
| What Windows '98 is doing to your computer | Windows98 (5 kB) |
| What is Clinton doing in the oval office... | Clinton (292 kB) |
| Make your own Windows error message! | Mbox (zip) (31 kB) |
| Makes a puzzle on your screen! | Puzzle (245 kB) |
| Accidently formats your harddisk (fake, ooch!) | Fakeform (zip) (147 kB) |
| Almost the same, but delete Windows directory. | Fakedelt (zip) (127 kB) |
| No real joke, just fly around on mars! | Mars (9 kB) |
| How WINDOWS is pushed (pulled?) over DOS | doswin (60 kB) |
| How can you notice whether a cow is mad?? | Madcow (277 kB) |
| Small things to annoy your computer (in Dutch!).. | Client (225 kB) |
| A frog in a blender... Here is more.. | Blender (656 kB) |
| A free gift from Joe (van joecartoon), so you better hide. | Joegift (260 kB) |
| A fish in a bowl and you're in charge... | Fish (334 kB) |
| Whatever animal in a microwave..Here is more | Gerbil (710 kB) |
| Some funny tests to check your y2k readiness.. | Year 2000 (zip)(223 kB) |
| No joke, but nice to see how hard your mouse is working. | Modometer (zip) (13 kB) |
| Solitaire, but a cheating version. | Solitaire (29 kB) |
| Burst, nice cracks in your screen. | Burst (18 kB) |
| Roller, your screen starts rolling. | Roller (33 kB) |
| Wordpad, reveals what you really want to write.... | Wordpad (19 kB) |
| The exclamation to install in somebody else computer.... | Rabbit (172 kB) |
| Nice example of Bitmagic around a boring meeting | Bored (307 kB) |
| What happened if Microsoft would make paint! | Microsoftpaint (163 kB) |
| Blow job intercom from Twisted Humor! | Blow Job(534 kB) |
Other programs (powerpoint, html, etc) More info about the other programs
| Say cheese and have your picture taken. (Powerpoint!) | Sony-cam (zip)(137 kB) |
| A difficult message before you lift off!! (Powerpoint!) | Mandarin(93 kB) |
| Why men die young is finally revealed! (Powerpoint!) | Mendieyoung(346 kB) |
| How professional are you? (Powerpoint!) | Professional(94 kB) |
| Corporate lessons (Powerpoint!) | Corporate(252 kB) |
| New War Movies! (Powerpoint!) | New Movies(446 kB) |
| Dutch story on Motumbo? (Powerpoint!) | Motumbo(84 kB) |
| Whatever you do, don't press here | Don't click here (19 kB) |
| One very strong request: do not even try this one | No mouse here! |
Sliding buttons More info about the sliding buttons
| Cool is the one, who stays cool whatever happens.. | Cool (240 kB) |
| Time for the truth, a small question for a gentleman.. | 19378_at (11 kB) |
| Bonus time for you, so come and get it.. | Bonus (10 kB) |
| Vote for or against Clinton | Voteclinton (12 kB) |
| Striptease as you may hope for | Striptease (243 kB) |
| Striptease with a movie for dreamers.... | Striptease2 (84 kB) |
| How many buttons can you stand?? | Dohdoh (16 kB) |
| How drunk are you?? | Cheers (272 kB) |
| Make your own sliding button dialog! | Slidbutton (zip) (109 kB) |
| Not sliding, but still a funny script... | Demogame (zip)(307 kB) |
| US Election Ballot: Is that for the floating electorate? | US Ballot(137 kB) |
Screen animators More info about the screen animators
| Oska deskmate: nice small bear | Oska deskmate (new site) |
| Tahni deskmate: cute girlie | Tahni deskmate (new site) |
| Cat is looking for mice.. | Cat (38 kB) |
| More advanced cat .. | Neko32 (zip)(49 kB) |
| Little sheep is walking around and enjoying its time | Sheep (zip) (116 kB) |
| Oranges can walk. Don not try to read the menu.. | Orange (zip)(60 kB) |
| A sniper is shooting you ... | Sniper (256 kB) |
| Small foxes moving around your screen | Foxes on the run (256 kB) |
| Cute girl, install via programs menu | Ministry of sound (775 kB) |
| One of the Teletubbies on your screen | Dips (zip) (201 kB) |
| There is a fly sitting on your computer! | Fly free (zip)(108 kB) |
| Small meter to see what you mouse is doing. | Odometer (38 kB) |
| Fred, the nice screen animator | Happy Fred (zip) (275 kB) |
| Fred, in christmas style | Xmas Fred (zip) (305 kB) |
| Death wish dog, one of the screenmates(see their site) | Deathwishdog (300 kB) |
| Akira, a Japanese rat! | Akira (zip) (50 kB) |
| Fatty, a Japanese dog! | Fatty (zip) (59 kB) |
| Justman, a Japanese sort of superman! | Justman (zip) (124 kB) |
| Lolo, a small Japanese man! | Lolo (zip) (70 kB) |
| Perfect, a Japanese gentleman! | perfect (zip) (70 kB) |
Screen savers More info about the screen savers
| Centraal beheer: enjoy the wind | Windhoos (661 kB) |
| Centraal beheer: Who is enjoying spring? | voorjaar (1080 kB) |
| Centraal beheer: The mouse is not enjoyed! | Muisval (605 kB) |
| See the nicest babies on your screen | Baby (225 kB) |
| Escher: everlasting beautiful | Escher (1160 kB) |
| Johnny Castaway: see him and read here about him | John cast (1340 kB) |
| NS materials 1: screengamer with sokoban-trains. | NS ME (357 kB) |
| NS materials 2: A lot of trains in a small village. | NS trains (1206 kB) |
| PC Pete: Philips adventerous spaceman . | PC Pete 2 (2935 kB) site |
| Turns your screen into a fishbowl, nice effect. | Fishmaus (53 kB) |
As far as I know all of these are virus free (I checked them very often), but when somethings goes wrong I do not take any responsibility. Some virus scanners will find the Ultra Cool virus in the Cool program, the wobbling-virus in win-98, the Scared-virus in and the Geschenk-virus in the Coca-cola Gift, but that is all just an effort of overprotection from the anti-virus programmers. I checked all newest versions and these are now taken out and considered as joke only!
When copyright is existing on any of these programs, I will take them away from the net as soon as you inform me.
