After starting to receive some nice programs, I started to collect them. This is part
of the collection I have, only limited because of the web space I have (only 20 Mb).
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Colour tells who and what you are.
By giving your preferred sequence of colour
the program analyses you your personality |
Colour (42 kB) |
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The program is showing the life from the Babybenz.
Simpel but nice: the
actual screen is turned upside down! (ESC makes it normal again) |
Babybenz (4 kB) |
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Life is a long way and is compared to a bridge...
It will cost you a
lot of screens to get out, just read and click them all and you will be throught! |
Life (202 kB) |
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Give Bill some pies, after your next blue screen...
Be quick with
your mouse and see the pies dripping from his head. There are normally too many Bills
to hit them all. |
Piegates (zip)(114 kB) |
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See the world turn around you..
If you look into this pinwheel for 20 or
30 seconds, after stopping you will see the actual screen moving in a very funny way. No harm
will be done with it. |
Pinwheel (22 kB) |
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Shoot a while around without hurting anybody
Just shoot your screen to
pieces! Every shot looks the screendump. After a certain number of shots, the screen will
restart again.
Stop with ALT-F4 |
Postal (59 kB) |
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Shoot Saddam and enjoy....
Several modes possible in this free
shooting game. Try to hit as many saddams as you can in 'multi-saddam mode'. |
Saddam (139 kB) |
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When you want to hit something (not for cat-lovers).
Cats are thrown from
left and right and you must try to shoot as much as you can. |
Cats (564 kB) |
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Examples of great screen mates (see their site).
On this site you will find a many others. Another favourite of me is aliens in
Scotland (alienz4p). |
Cooler (252 kB) nurse(.)zombie |
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Hit the target and see what happens.
In fact this is the program version
with the clue from the mousetrap screensaver from this page. Hit him and he will bring you
to DOS. |
Target.zip (204 kB) |
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Whiner, keeps on whining and whining.
No idea, to whom it resembles, but
it is annoying and absolutely boring! |
Whiner (zip) (244 kB) |
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A free gift from Coca Cola.
Coca Cola gives
you a free beverage holder (and open you CD-drive). |
Gift (zip) (131 kB) |
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How corrupt are you, test yourself. Try to be honest in this questions,
there are almost 100! |
Corrupt (20 kB) |
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A quick way to check your systeminfo.
Once you started it warns you
and start to delete your files. Luckely it is only fake. |
Systeminfo (21 kB) |
Not able to print
Imagine your screen during Win98: wobbling and trembling |
This programs really makes your actual screen shake. You can stop it with
ALT-F4 or via the menu-bar, but it will leave your windows a bit out of their right place. Make
them small and again big and they are right!
The 'wobbling'-virus is given sometimes, but
this not a virus as modern version tell you! |
Windows98 (5 kB) |
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What is Clinton doing in the oval office...
Nice Flash-animation of the
action and his daughter noticing him. |
Clinton (292 kB) |
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Make your own Windows error message! You must edit via the given menu. Easier
to find the mbox.dat file and edit it with a text-editor. |
Mbox (zip) (31 kB) |
Not able to print
A big sliding blocks puzzle of your actual screen |
Makes a puzzle on your screen!
You have to solve it or use ALT-F4 to
close it. |
Puzzle (245 kB) |
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Accidently formats your harddisk (fake, ooch!) It will always start and
you have to wait until it is finished, than you can close it. |
Fakeform (zip) (147 kB) |
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Almost the same, but deletes Windows directory. Also the same idea, wait
until it over. |
Fakedelt (zip) (127 kB) |
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No real joke, just fly around on mars!
The mouse placement makes you
fly in this very small but nice program (resembles the Excel Easter Egg)! |
Mars (9 kB) |
Not able to print
An Asian person pulls your last screen over a DOS screen |
How WINDOWS is pushed (pulled?) over DOS. Within a few seconds it is over! |
doswin (60 kB) |
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How can you notice whether a cow is mad?? This small self running program shows the sound
of a healthy (barbecue) cow and a sick (.....) one! |
Madcow (277 kB) |
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Small things to annoy your computer (in Dutch!)..The text however will be clear out of itsself. Shows
ways to change your screen, get it small etc. |
Client (225 kB) |
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A frog in a blender, turn the buttons and see what happens...
Here is more..On ths site you can find regular new programs. This is an oldy, nice to show the idea, but visit the site
itsself to find better ones (you need flash on the site, not for this demo). |
Blender (656 kB) |
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A free gift from Joe (van joecartoon), so you better hide. |
Joegift (260 kB) |
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A fish in a bowl and you're in charge. The same idea as above, but simpler. Just annoy the fish or bomb it. |
Fish (334 kB) |
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Whatever animal in a microwave..Here is more This one is nicely
done, with nice comments. |
Gerbil (710 kB) |
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Some funny tests to check your y2k readiness. Very nice to see what is happening to your keyboard,
mouse, screen, sounds etc during the tests. |
Year 2000 (zip)(223 kB) |
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No joke, but nice to see how hard your mouse is working. A good way to check why you get RSI: a arm
injury because you played too much with the mouse. |
Modometer (zip) (13 kB) |
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Solitaire, but a cheating version. In fact the file just shows a lot of cards popping up and than disappears again
without any harm! Just nice to see for once of twice. |
Solitaire (29 kB) |
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Burst, nice cracks in your screen. After a while sounds of cracks are heard and shown in your screen. These do not
harm your screen and after some time the programs stops automatically! |
Burst (18 kB) |
| No images, just imagine your own screen rolling (like a pendulum) from left to right and from right to left... |
Roller, your screen starts rolling.That is what it is doing. Again the program stops automatically after 10 rolls or so. |
Roller (33 kB) |
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Wordpad, reveals what you really want to write...Anything you type will change to the not so friendly text. Nice small program. |
Wordpad (19 kB) |
| No image, just sound, so put your speaker LOUD! |
The exclamation to install in somebody else computer...The computer is shouting that you are watching porno
over here!! So turn on a good sound! |
Rabbit (172 kB) |
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Nice example of Bitmagic (click for more
of their examples) around a boring (but recognizable) meeting: interesting Flash animation. |
Bored (307 kB) |
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What happened if Microsoft would make paint! You would see it dripping from your screen. I used my own site of
course as an example. |
Microsoftpaint (163 kB) |
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Blow job intercom from Twisted Humor! Nice animation showing
how flash can deliver whole movies. |
Blow Job(534 kB) |
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Cool is the one, who stays cool whatever happens.
After giving your name
the computer want to format your harddisk within 30 seconds. The cancel button disappears...
Some programs notice the 'Ultra Cool'-virus, but this is not a real virus, only an annoying
program! |
Cool (240 kB) |
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Time for the truth, a small question for a gentleman. Only for men, only one
answer will be accepted. |
19378_at (11 kB) |
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Bonus time for you, so come and get it.As you expected.. no bonus. |
Bonus (10 kB) |
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Vote for or against Clinton. Not written by a Clinton supporter,so... |
Voteclinton (12 kB) |
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Striptease as you may hope for. A man or a woman, but the start will never
work, quit however does. |
Striptease (243 kB) |
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Striptease with a movie for dreamers....No choice, only a woman to try to start for a striptease... |
Striptease2 (84 kB) |
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How many buttons can you stand? All buttons will move out. You can only
stop via CTRL-ALT-DEL and than stop dohdoh.exe! |
Dohdoh (16 kB) |
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How drunk are you? The whole screen will move around, but you can trap it
against the top of the screen and quit it! |
Cheers (272 kB) |
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Make your own sliding button dialog! Again I prefered to use the text-editor,
see for yourself. |
Slidbutton (zip) (109 kB) |
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Not sliding, but still a funny script. Known idea, but still reasonable funny. Forget about the name (pamela)
this seems just to attract people, who did not know yet the operation has happened! |
Demogame (zip)(307 kB) |
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US Election Ballot: Is that for the floating electorate?
If you are quick you could hit one of the radio buttons,
but after some time all the buttons start floating and nobody can see what you voted anymore. Just cast vote to send the thing you
can not find. |
US Ballot(137 kB) |
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Oska deskmate: nice small bear. A rather big download of 2.1 Mb. Officially you have to license this
for having all features, but you can find cracks everywhere. |
Oska deskmate (new site) |
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Tahni deskmate: cute girlie to download. Start with 1.6 Mb download and after buying the license another
11 Mb will download! |
Tahni deskmate (new site) |
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Cat is looking for mice. The cat will follow the mouse and just take his time
there. Small program. |
Cat (38 kB) |
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More advanced cat. More modern version of the same as above. More options. |
Neko32 (zip)(49 kB) |
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Little sheep is walking around and enjoying its time. A sheep is doing a lot
of action. Funny. |
Sheep (zip) (116 kB) |
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Oranges can walk. Don not try to read the menu. Japanese menu, just accept
as normal (last one is quit). |
Orange (zip)(60 kB) |
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A sniper is shooting you. Agressive man showing up on your screen, with a
a lot of noise. |
Sniper (256 kB) |
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Small foxes moving around your screen. Only works on my desktop page.
But looks nice with all the foxes in several screens. |
Foxes on the run (256 kB) |
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Cute girl, install via programs menu. Girl can also be used as screensaver.
More version with other music exists. |
Ministry of sound (775 kB) |
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One of the Teletubbies on your screen. Dipsy is not too active, but moves around. |
Dips (zip) (251 kB) |
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There is a fly sitting on your computer! If you want to click him, he will
change position, furher harmless. |
Fly free (zip)(108 kB) |
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Small meter to see what you mouse is doing. Good utility to see how much you
move your mouse. |
Odometer (38 kB) |
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Fred, the nice screen animator. The guy has a lot of animations. |
Happy Fred (zip) (275 kB) |
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Fred, in christmas style. Quite different animations that than above. |
Xmas Fred (zip) (305 kB) |
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Death wish dog, one of the screenmates
(see their site). There are elves, turkeys, cats, bouncers and santa. These 6 react to each
other so try the site! |
Deathwishdog (300 kB) |
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Akira, a Japanese rat! All the Japanese texts are not normally readible. Just use left button for animate and right
for exit! |
Akira (zip) (50 kB) |
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Fatty, a Japanese dog! Again a nice small Japanese animation. |
Fatty (zip) (59 kB) |
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Justman, a Japanese sort of superman! See the above! |
Justman (zip) (124 kB) |
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Lolo, a small Japanese man! See the above! |
Lolo (zip) (70 kB) |
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Perfect, a Japanese gentleman! And last but not least: see the above! |
perfect (zip) (70 kB) |
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Centraal beheer: enjoy the wind. After you stop the screensaver a small
animation will give a lighting and remember you to contact the insurance company. |
Windhoos (661 kB) |
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Centraal beheer: Who is enjoying spring? After stopping also you mouse will
start making kid-mouses and keep your computer busy for a few seconds. |
voorjaar (1080 kB) |
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Centraal beheer: The mouse is not enjoyed! Same idea as 'target' above.
Starts after stopping the screensaver (you have to hit a rat). |
Muisval (605 kB) |
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See the nicest babies on your screen. Dancing babies, a classic screensaver. |
Baby (225 kB) |
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Escher: everlasting beautiful. Twenty famous drawings shown after each other,
just a classic popular saver. |
Escher (1160 kB) |
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Johnny Castaway: see him and
read here about him. Very funny screensaver where in an 11 day story, johnny will enjoy
sharks, mermaids, fishes and Suzy and even his old office, but he ends up on the island again. |
John cast (1340 kB) |
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Nice screengamer with trains in sokoban like game. It is on my computer already for months and very
addictive. More of the makers of these great software here (interactive screensavers and games)! |
NS ME (357 kB) |
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NS materials 2: A lot of trains (click for more)
in a small village, which changes with the season. You can add trains easy from the given site. |
NS trains (1206 kB) |
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PC Pete: Philips man in space, every month an update available.
Updates add extra happening, planets and outlooks. Monthly additions started from July '99. Very nice! |
PC Pete 2 (2935 kB) |
| It is not possible to grab the fish! Just test this nice effect and see if you like it. |
Turns your normal screen into a fishbowl . Complete with one fish and airbubble. You can use your mouse
to move the fish, any button will stop the program. Nice effect for a small program. |
Fishmaus (53 kB) |
As far as I know all of these are virus free (I checked them very often), but when
somethings goes wrong I do not take any responsibility. Some virus scanners will find the
Ultra Cool virus in the Cool program, the wobbling-virus in win-98, the Scared-virus in and the
Geschenk-virus in the Coca-cola Gift, but that is all just an effort of overprotection from the
anti-virus programmers. I checked all newest versions and these are now taken out and considered as joke only!
When copyright is existing on any of these programs, I will take them away from the net
as soon as you inform me.
