After starting to receive some nice programs, I started to collect them. This is part
of the collection I have, only limited because of the web space I have (only 20 Mb).
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Colour tells who and what you are.
By giving your preferred sequence of colour
the program analyses you your personality |
Colour (42 kB) |
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The program is showing the life from the Babybenz.
Simpel but nice: the
actual screen is turned upside down! (ESC makes it normal again) |
Babybenz (4 kB) |
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Life is a long way and is compared to a bridge...
It will cost you a
lot of screens to get out, just read and click them all and you will be throught! |
Life (202 kB) |
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Give Bill some pies, after your next blue screen...
Be quick with
your mouse and see the pies dripping from his head. There are normally too many Bills
to hit them all. |
Piegates (zip)(114 kB) |
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See the world turn around you..
If you look into this pinwheel for 20 or
30 seconds, after stopping you will see the actual screen moving in a very funny way. No harm
will be done with it. |
Pinwheel (22 kB) |
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Shoot a while around without hurting anybody
Just shoot your screen to
pieces! Every shot looks the screendump. After a certain number of shots, the screen will
restart again.
Stop with ALT-F4 |
Postal (59 kB) |
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Shoot Saddam and enjoy....
Several modes possible in this free
shooting game. Try to hit as many saddams as you can in 'multi-saddam mode'. |
Saddam (139 kB) |
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When you want to hit something (not for cat-lovers).
Cats are thrown from
left and right and you must try to shoot as much as you can. |
Cats (564 kB) |
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Examples of great screen mates (see their site).
On this site you will find a many others. Another favourite of me is aliens in
Scotland (alienz4p). |
Cooler (252 kB) nurse(.)zombie |
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Hit the target and see what happens.
In fact this is the program version
with the clue from the mousetrap screensaver from this page. Hit him and he will bring you
to DOS. |
Target.zip (204 kB) |
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Whiner, keeps on whining and whining.
No idea, to whom it resembles, but
it is annoying and absolutely boring! |
Whiner (zip) (244 kB) |
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A free gift from Coca Cola.
Coca Cola gives
you a free beverage holder (and open you CD-drive). |
Gift (zip) (131 kB) |
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How corrupt are you, test yourself. Try to be honest in this questions,
there are almost 100! |
Corrupt (20 kB) |
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A quick way to check your systeminfo.
Once you started it warns you
and start to delete your files. Luckely it is only fake. |
Systeminfo (21 kB) |
Not able to print
Imagine your screen during Win98: wobbling and trembling |
This programs really makes your actual screen shake. You can stop it with
ALT-F4 or via the menu-bar, but it will leave your windows a bit out of their right place. Make
them small and again big and they are right!
The 'wobbling'-virus is given sometimes, but
this not a virus! |
Windows98 (5 kB) |
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What is Clinton doing in the oval office...
Nice Flash-animation of the
action and his daughter noticing him. |
Clinton (292 kB) |
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Make your own Windows error message! You must edit via the given menu. Easier
to find the mbox.dat file and edit it with a text-editor. |
Mbox (zip) (31 kB) |
Not able to print
A big sliding blocks puzzle of your actual screen |
Makes a puzzle on your screen!
You have to solve it or use ALT-F4 to
close it. |
Puzzle (245 kB) |
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Accidently formats your harddisk (fake, ooch!) It will always start and
you have to wait until it is finished, than you can close it. |
Fakeform (zip) (147 kB) |
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Almost the same, but deletes Windows directory. Also the same idea, wait
until it over. |
Fakedelt (zip) (127 kB) |
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No real joke, just fly around on mars!
The mouse placement makes you
fly in this very small but nice program (resembles the Excel Easter Egg)! |
Mars (9 kB) |
Not able to print
An Asian person pulls your last screen over a DOS screen |
How WINDOWS is pushed (pulled?) over DOS. Within a few seconds it is over! |
doswin (60 kB) |
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How can you notice whether a cow is mad?? This small self running program shows the sound
of a healthy (barbecue) cow and a sick (.....) one! |
Madcow (277 kB) |
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Small things to annoy your computer (in Dutch!)..The text however will be clear out of itsself. Shows
ways to change your screen, get it small etc. |
Client (225 kB) |
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A frog in a blender, turn the buttons and see what happens...
Here is more..On ths site you can find regular new programs. This is an oldy, nice to show the idea, but visit the site
itsself to find better ones (you need flash on the site, not for this demo). |
Blender (656 kB) |
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A free gift from Joe (van joecartoon), so you better hide. |
Joegift (260 kB) |
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A fish in a bowl and you're in charge. The same idea as above, but simpler. Just annoy the fish or bomb it. |
Fish (334 kB) |
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Whatever animal in a microwave..Here is more This one is nicely
done, with nice comments. |
Gerbil (710 kB) |
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Some funny tests to check your y2k readiness. Very nice to see what is happening to your keyboard,
mouse, screen, sounds etc during the tests. |
Year 2000 (zip)(223 kB) |
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Sit still, say cheese and have your picture taken (Powerpoint needed). Nice Powerpoint slides showing you
a digital camera, asking you to click the camera and showing a flatering picture of how you could look like... |
Sony-cam (zip)(137 kB) |
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No joke, but nice to see how hard your mouse is working. A good way to check why you get RSI: a arm
injury because you played too much with the mouse. |
Modometer (zip) (13 kB) |
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Solitaire, but a cheating version. In fact the file just shows a lot of cards popping up and than disappears again
without any harm! Just nice to see for once of twice. |
Solitaire (29 kB) |
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Burst, nice cracks in your screen. After a while sounds of cracks are heard and shown in your screen. These do not
harm your screen and after some time the programs stops automatically! |
Burst (18 kB) |
| No images, just imagine your own screen rolling (like a pendulum) from left to right and from right to left... |
Roller, your screen starts rolling.That is what it is doing. Again the program stops automatically after 10 rolls or so. |
Roller (33 kB) |
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Wordpad, reveals what you really want to write...Anything you type will change to the not so friendly text. Nice small program. |
Wordpad (19 kB) |
| No image, just sound, so put your speaker LOUD! |
The exclamation to install in somebody else computer...The computer is shouting that you are watching porno
over here!! So turn on a good sound! |
Rabbit (172 kB) |
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Whatever you do, don't press here. Simpel Java-program gives you about a
hunderd OK-buttons to push before you're through! |
Don't click here (19 kB) |
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Nice example of Bitmagic (click for more
of their examples) around a boring (but recognizable) meeting: interesting Flash animation. |
Bored (307 kB) |
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What happened if Microsoft would make paint! You would see it dripping from your screen. I used my own site of
course as an example. |
Microsoftpaint (163 kB) |
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Blow job intercom from Twisted Humor! Nice animation showing
how flash can deliver whole movies. |
Blow Job(534 kB) |
As far as I know all of these are virus free (I checked them very often), but when
somethings goes wrong I do not take any responsibility. Some virus scanners will find the
Ultra Cool virus in the Cool program, the wobbling-virus in win-98, the Scared-virus in and the
Geschenk-virus in the Coca-cola Gift, but that is all just an effort of overprotection from the
anti-virus programmers. I checked all newest versions and these are now taken out and considered as joke only!
When copyright is existing on any of these programs, I will take them away from the net
as soon as you inform me.
